Die, Helen, die

[lyricalnights]

Ack, the second half of Helen of Troy sucked major ass. Almost nobody got killed in the right way at the right time or place. Man, how you gonna do Hector, Mighty Warrior of Troy like that? Oh the bright side, the Horse was pretty cool, and we all secretly know Achilles went ballistic 'cause Hector killed his boytoy. I'm channeling Trojan!slash right now, and its a bad, bad thing. I'm almost certain Homer would not approve.

Right, time to avoid my German homework. I must be very diligent in that regard. ;)

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[lyricalnights.livejournal.com]

Glad to be expanding the horizons as it were. =) That wussy little "spear him against the post" move was terribly wrong though. There was no raging battle; pansy-boys Menelaus and Paris get a ten minute fight and a complete dialogue and neither of them probably knows a damn thing about "gripping their swords." (Hee, I feel like Piers Anthony tonight) Meanwhile Achilles and Hector, the mf bad-asses get NOTHING. Its a crime, I tell ya. ;)