Die, Helen, die

[lyricalnights]

Ack, the second half of Helen of Troy sucked major ass. Almost nobody got killed in the right way at the right time or place. Man, how you gonna do Hector, Mighty Warrior of Troy like that? Oh the bright side, the Horse was pretty cool, and we all secretly know Achilles went ballistic 'cause Hector killed his boytoy. I'm channeling Trojan!slash right now, and its a bad, bad thing. I'm almost certain Homer would not approve.

Right, time to avoid my German homework. I must be very diligent in that regard. ;)

Comments

[silviakundera.livejournal.com]

Man, how you gonna do Hector, Mighty Warrior of Troy like that?

oh, yes. Lines I never dreamed I'd read on LJ. Bwahahahaha.

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Actually, given the mores of that period, Homer would probably just go, "Wa-hey!" and light up a smoke (if they'd had smokes at that time). So, channel away! *eg*