If I were a writer instead of a masta-beta, this would be so true:

You see same-sex relationships everywhere, and even
when you don't, you create them. You see slash
(yaoi) in all your favorite books and T.V.
shows--you believe Ron and Harry have far more
chemistry with each other than either of them
has with Hermione, and you don't know why
Relena wastes her time stalking Heero since he
obviously belongs to Duo. Nor do you understand
why Jessie and Misty waste their time on James
and Ash, respectively--the two redheads
obviously belong together. In short, you write
entertaining (if unconventional) fiction, and
probably laugh at flames. You rule.
What Kind of Fanfiction Writer Are You? brought to you by QuizillaIn addition, I would just like to say that I think Jack Off Jill's When He Lied is now my Lucius song. Maybe my Lucius/Snape song, even though I rarely read that pairing. Yikes.