Y'know, if I didn't know it would probably get me landed in prison on some technicality, I'd go down to Central Library and check out the Qu'ran, Islam For Dummies, A History of Firearms, and The Manhattan Project. It's still damned tempting, though.

"Have you ever aided a conspiracy or taken part in an act of terrorism?"

"Does being a pain in the butt count?"

Oh, yeah. Bottom bunk beneath Big Bertha, here I come.